For those of you who aren’t aware, a lot of people have been figuring out their Prom dates this week. The dance is still more than two months away, but the rush for a date has begun.
The first person I heard about asking his date was Ken Beck. He used creative origami to get Sammy Jordan to be his date (good for you Ken!). (more…)
Tony Slothower, the most bro teacher to have ever graced the halls of Central. This fist bumping, racecar driving, Hot Wheel collecting brohemian is by far the chillest brofessor to have ever lived.
Like a super chill Batman, “The Sloth” is here to snatch us up, rockin’ his flame retardant racing suit and rescue us teenage victims from our inevitable fates of either passing out from boredom or rupturing our neck tubes due to stress.
His classroom is more like a dope bro-cave, where instead of sitting on butt-cramping plastic seats, errbody has their own hemp woven hammocks and a plate of Tostito’s Pizza Rolls. (more…)
Princess, a camel in New Jerseys Popcorn Park Zoo, has a knack for picking the super bowl winner. She has correctly picked 5 of the last 6 Super Bowl champions. This year,Princess has chosen the Giants.
Personally, I don’t find Friday the 13th to be intimidating in any way. Yes, there are many horror films depicting the coincidental bad luck that can happen on this day, but truthfully bad luck can happen at any time. I’ve never fully understood why Friday the 13th has this infamous sense of scary, but some people really buy into it. (more…)
“Bro, can I get a slice of paper?”
“Hit me with a slice of that gum, broheem”
“You sliced that jump-shot royally, son”
“You didn’t get your paper-work done? Slice”
As a chill dude, expanding his knowledge of the Bro Dictionary, one word is prime when either hitting at a biddie for a sandwich or brolaxing with a dude playing LaX, and that word is – slice- (more…)
This blog post is mainly being written to prove that I am not a hypocrite. While I continue to demand that the newspaper staff has a great, up-to-date website, they retort to criticizing my lack of tangible contribution. I’m not complaining that none of them recognize my the background work on this project, but instead, simply taking away their last reason to refuse when I ask them to blog. (more…)
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